Detective Nephron

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Henle(with a smile): A case for you sir!
The detective sits facing the window. He has been experiencing some gastric reflux lately and has given up coffee. He is disgruntled as he misses it.
Nephron(curious): Finally, something that might put an end to this utter boredom.
HenleIt’s a case of acute kidney injury (AKI).
Nephron(smiling): Ah yes. That’s what they call it these days. Gone are the days of renal failure and kidney failure. God forbid that we use big words like “failure” these days. “Injury”… oh well.